De5sertRo5e

 Hello. I'm your left shift key. You know, on your keyboard? I think it's time we had a little chat. See, I think I have things better than some others I know. Like my friends P, A, I, and N – you know those keys? - well, they've been feeling used. Whenever you open up Microsoft Word, they just start groaning because they feel your poetry coming. Me, though, I guess I'm just feeling ignored. Unappreciated. You know the feeling? I know you do. I saw that poem about your family. Tough stuff, right there. I feel you, I really do. I know you feel all deep without me. Like the restraints I put upon you shackle your inner poet. I'm not unc